1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:03,530 --> 00:00:04,815 (somber music) 3 00:00:04,815 --> 00:00:07,485 (bells tolling) 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:51,359 --> 00:00:53,111 - Are we filming yet? 6 00:00:55,578 --> 00:00:57,079 - [Steven] Okay, I'm starting. 7 00:00:58,631 --> 00:01:00,496 Wait, move to your right. 8 00:01:02,074 --> 00:01:03,468 Look at me. 9 00:01:03,468 --> 00:01:06,220 (static buzzing) 10 00:01:14,050 --> 00:01:17,887 - I guess you could say I'm totally fucked up. 11 00:01:19,281 --> 00:01:20,753 My name's Andy. 12 00:01:20,753 --> 00:01:22,254 My friends call me Eraserhead. 13 00:01:24,266 --> 00:01:25,200 Actually ... 14 00:01:26,550 --> 00:01:30,606 I don't have any friends. 15 00:01:30,606 --> 00:01:32,525 That's not true either. 16 00:01:38,437 --> 00:01:39,855 I'm 18. 17 00:01:39,855 --> 00:01:42,497 (upbeat dance music) 18 00:01:42,497 --> 00:01:43,547 - Hello, Andy. 19 00:01:43,547 --> 00:01:44,668 There you are. 20 00:01:44,668 --> 00:01:46,169 Where've you been? 21 00:01:49,082 --> 00:01:52,502 You look like you're having a great time. 22 00:01:53,337 --> 00:01:55,322 - This music sucks. 23 00:01:55,322 --> 00:01:57,157 - So what else is new? 24 00:01:58,370 --> 00:01:59,204 Tommy. 25 00:01:59,204 --> 00:02:01,855 I'm like 19, and ... 26 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:04,196 (laughs) Could we start over? 27 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:11,093 I'm Tommy, and I'm like 19. 28 00:02:11,093 --> 00:02:12,317 And uh ... 29 00:02:13,737 --> 00:02:15,983 (laughing) 30 00:02:15,983 --> 00:02:16,817 Wow. 31 00:02:17,820 --> 00:02:19,354 Check out that bicep box. 32 00:02:20,302 --> 00:02:22,004 Definite slip on the radar screen. 33 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:25,878 - My heart's all aflutter. 34 00:02:25,878 --> 00:02:28,210 - Yeah well. Catch you later, dude. 35 00:02:28,210 --> 00:02:29,712 - Right. 36 00:02:29,712 --> 00:02:30,773 - I'm Michele. 37 00:02:30,773 --> 00:02:31,954 - I'm Patricia. 38 00:02:31,954 --> 00:02:35,380 - [Together] And we both think this is completely retarded. 39 00:02:36,972 --> 00:02:39,892 (heavy rock music) 40 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:44,391 - [Steven] Hey, have you seen Tommy or Andy? 41 00:02:44,391 --> 00:02:45,603 - [Michele] I saw Tommy a while ago. 42 00:02:45,603 --> 00:02:47,725 Don't know where Andy is. 43 00:02:47,725 --> 00:02:49,305 - [Steven] I haven't seen Andy for like an hour, 44 00:02:49,305 --> 00:02:50,638 and it's practically last call. 45 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:52,158 - [Patricia] Maybe he got lucky. 46 00:02:52,158 --> 00:02:52,992 - [Steven] Maybe 47 00:02:54,451 --> 00:02:57,156 - [Deric] He wouldn't have left without telling us. 48 00:02:57,156 --> 00:02:58,408 - [Steven] Well, I'm fully ready to get out of here. 49 00:02:58,408 --> 00:03:00,341 This place is giving me a headache. 50 00:03:00,341 --> 00:03:02,321 - [Patricia] Going to the wall after? 51 00:03:02,321 --> 00:03:03,836 - Probably. 52 00:03:03,836 --> 00:03:05,266 I'm Steven. 53 00:03:05,266 --> 00:03:07,083 And I'm making this video 54 00:03:07,083 --> 00:03:11,003 because I want to show the way things really are. 55 00:03:11,003 --> 00:03:12,154 It's never really good to see that 56 00:03:12,154 --> 00:03:13,298 in TV and the movies. 57 00:03:15,547 --> 00:03:16,381 Shit. 58 00:03:18,250 --> 00:03:20,521 - My name is Deric, and I'm 19. 59 00:03:20,521 --> 00:03:22,034 (clears throat) 60 00:03:22,034 --> 00:03:24,697 I'm gonna be starting Otis Parsons in the fall, 61 00:03:24,697 --> 00:03:26,248 which I'm really excited about. 62 00:03:27,269 --> 00:03:30,208 - So is this supposed to be like a screen test, or what? 63 00:03:30,208 --> 00:03:32,460 (giggling) 64 00:03:42,633 --> 00:03:43,634 - Am I done? 65 00:03:45,253 --> 00:03:47,189 (laughing) 66 00:03:47,189 --> 00:03:48,263 - Okay, cut. 67 00:03:52,374 --> 00:03:53,646 - Hey, where the fuck have you been? 68 00:03:53,646 --> 00:03:54,576 Been looking all over. 69 00:03:54,576 --> 00:03:56,769 - You guys about ready to go? 70 00:03:56,769 --> 00:03:58,100 I'm bored down to my core. 71 00:03:58,100 --> 00:03:59,111 - That's why we're looking for you 72 00:03:59,111 --> 00:04:00,259 in the first place, you nimrod. 73 00:04:00,259 --> 00:04:03,563 - We had to get our jackets, first all right? 74 00:04:03,563 --> 00:04:04,715 - Wanna go to the wall? 75 00:04:05,948 --> 00:04:08,440 - There's this movement in like Yugoslavia, 76 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,462 these teenagers, I think they're called, like 77 00:04:10,462 --> 00:04:12,384 the Black Death Cult, or something, 78 00:04:12,384 --> 00:04:14,957 they've gone on this like suicide kick. 79 00:04:14,957 --> 00:04:16,198 - What? 80 00:04:16,198 --> 00:04:18,510 - They started offing themselves. 81 00:04:18,510 --> 00:04:20,392 The state officials don't know what to do about it. 82 00:04:20,392 --> 00:04:22,514 - I swear. 83 00:04:22,514 --> 00:04:24,469 People in Europe are such the posers. 84 00:04:25,808 --> 00:04:28,450 - But the best part is, they get their inspiration 85 00:04:28,450 --> 00:04:32,114 from like, Joy Division, The Cure, The Smiths. 86 00:04:32,114 --> 00:04:34,556 - Guess they can't buy Jesus and Mary Chain over there. 87 00:04:34,556 --> 00:04:36,278 - So now all the parents are banning their kids 88 00:04:36,278 --> 00:04:37,830 from listening to these groups. 89 00:04:38,781 --> 00:04:40,642 - You're making this all up. 90 00:04:40,642 --> 00:04:43,015 - It was in the LA Weekly. 91 00:04:43,015 --> 00:04:43,896 - [Man] So I slept with this guy, 92 00:04:43,896 --> 00:04:46,819 and he has the most beautiful, amazing penis I've ever-- 93 00:04:46,819 --> 00:04:48,102 - [Man] Cut or uncut? 94 00:04:48,102 --> 00:04:49,401 - [Man] Uncut, of course! 95 00:04:49,401 --> 00:04:52,244 - Pass the fucking fire extinguisher. 96 00:04:52,244 --> 00:04:54,316 - God, I can still smell them. 97 00:04:54,316 --> 00:04:57,097 Why is it fags have to wear so much perfume? 98 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:59,178 - So they can sniff each other out in the dark. 99 00:04:59,178 --> 00:05:00,209 (laughing) 100 00:05:00,209 --> 00:05:01,596 - Don't light any matches. 101 00:05:03,565 --> 00:05:05,407 There's a little slut. 102 00:05:05,407 --> 00:05:07,169 - [Tommy] Lick my love gun. 103 00:05:07,169 --> 00:05:08,480 Hey I left my jacket in your car 104 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:11,583 and I'm off to seventh heaven with this teenage dream. 105 00:05:11,583 --> 00:05:13,015 - You mean that bleach job? 106 00:05:13,015 --> 00:05:14,346 - [Tommy] Does he like tear my head off 107 00:05:14,346 --> 00:05:16,428 and stick it in a plastic bag for sex or what? 108 00:05:16,428 --> 00:05:19,742 - Well, he's not a rocket scientist. 109 00:05:19,742 --> 00:05:21,471 - You know what the value of a twink is. 110 00:05:21,471 --> 00:05:25,117 - [Tommy] Jeez, you're a fucking hard ass. 111 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:27,079 - So what? You gonna pick up the jacket tomorrow? 112 00:05:27,079 --> 00:05:29,381 - [Tommy] Yeah, you be around? 113 00:05:29,381 --> 00:05:31,493 - I think so. Call me first. 114 00:05:31,493 --> 00:05:34,626 - [Tommy] Okay. Later taters. 115 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:36,820 - Don't forget your raincoat. 116 00:05:36,820 --> 00:05:38,443 - [Tommy] Thanks, mom. 117 00:05:38,443 --> 00:05:40,235 - Doesn't he ever sleep alone? 118 00:05:41,513 --> 00:05:44,297 - He's stuck in the 70s time warp. 119 00:05:44,297 --> 00:05:45,998 (car horn honking) 120 00:05:45,998 --> 00:05:47,289 - I'm starving. 121 00:05:47,289 --> 00:05:48,650 - Where do you want to go? 122 00:05:48,650 --> 00:05:50,272 - Not Okadas. 123 00:05:50,272 --> 00:05:53,035 Last time I ate there, I had cramps for a week. 124 00:05:54,576 --> 00:05:55,410 - Denny's? 125 00:05:56,819 --> 00:05:59,950 - I saw a roach there once this big. 126 00:05:59,950 --> 00:06:00,784 (all groaning) 127 00:06:00,784 --> 00:06:02,035 - Gross-amatic! 128 00:06:03,039 --> 00:06:03,994 (soft grunge music) 129 00:06:03,994 --> 00:06:06,431 - We haven't slept together for, like, a week. 130 00:06:08,049 --> 00:06:08,974 - Four days. 131 00:06:10,122 --> 00:06:11,286 - Same difference. 132 00:06:16,046 --> 00:06:17,881 - Come on, don't mope. 133 00:06:20,408 --> 00:06:21,827 - I'm not moping. 134 00:06:28,380 --> 00:06:29,731 - Come over tomorrow, okay? 135 00:06:35,908 --> 00:06:37,632 Love you sexy baby giraffe. 136 00:06:39,611 --> 00:06:40,445 - Yeah? 137 00:06:46,890 --> 00:06:48,660 (static buzzing) 138 00:06:48,660 --> 00:06:51,113 - I uh, made up one of those 139 00:06:51,113 --> 00:06:54,276 hokey what's in what's out lists the other night, 140 00:06:54,276 --> 00:06:56,281 and this is what I came up with. 141 00:07:01,453 --> 00:07:02,287 What's in? 142 00:07:03,255 --> 00:07:07,903 Bigotry, sexism, Jesus, homophobia, 143 00:07:08,891 --> 00:07:11,964 stupidity, violence, 144 00:07:11,964 --> 00:07:13,388 spiritual bullshit, 145 00:07:14,286 --> 00:07:15,120 making money. 146 00:07:17,179 --> 00:07:18,013 What's out? 147 00:07:18,971 --> 00:07:20,705 Punk rock, abortion. 148 00:07:22,514 --> 00:07:23,348 Sex. 149 00:07:23,348 --> 00:07:24,182 (screaming) 150 00:07:24,182 --> 00:07:25,869 - [Announcer] Sexual intercourse. 151 00:07:25,869 --> 00:07:28,454 - What am I talking about? Sex? 152 00:07:29,882 --> 00:07:30,852 (clears throat) 153 00:07:30,852 --> 00:07:32,137 - I think it's overrated. 154 00:07:33,415 --> 00:07:35,617 - It's such the intense release. 155 00:07:35,617 --> 00:07:37,149 Like this dam busting. 156 00:07:37,149 --> 00:07:38,100 - My favorite thing 157 00:07:39,892 --> 00:07:40,956 is being kissed. 158 00:07:42,975 --> 00:07:43,939 Softly ... 159 00:07:45,267 --> 00:07:46,101 All over. 160 00:07:47,439 --> 00:07:49,224 Like the insides of my thighs. 161 00:07:51,293 --> 00:07:53,255 - I guess I haven't figured out exactly what it is 162 00:07:53,255 --> 00:07:54,209 I like to do yet. 163 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,875 But I do think butt-fucking is totally gross. 164 00:08:01,932 --> 00:08:04,516 I mean, how can anyone put their dick 165 00:08:04,516 --> 00:08:06,132 where shit comes out? 166 00:08:06,132 --> 00:08:09,236 (hardcore rock music) 167 00:08:09,236 --> 00:08:11,488 (grunting) 168 00:08:15,744 --> 00:08:18,109 - [Man] Yeah, fuck my ass. 169 00:08:18,109 --> 00:08:19,027 Yeah, yeah. 170 00:08:22,265 --> 00:08:25,185 (zipper unzipping) 171 00:08:26,254 --> 00:08:27,838 - Wanna touch mine? 172 00:08:31,173 --> 00:08:34,809 - Safe sex is like, don't get too carried away, 173 00:08:35,797 --> 00:08:37,529 don't lose control. 174 00:08:37,529 --> 00:08:39,691 - Well, I'm almost kind of glad 175 00:08:39,691 --> 00:08:42,514 that it's not like it was in the good old days. 176 00:08:42,514 --> 00:08:44,379 Guys getting fist fucked in a sling, 177 00:08:46,048 --> 00:08:48,120 doing it in the bushes, 178 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:49,891 drinking each other's pee. 179 00:08:49,891 --> 00:08:50,915 I'm sure. 180 00:08:52,326 --> 00:08:54,176 - I'm sorry, I don't feel like being videotaped 181 00:08:54,176 --> 00:08:55,777 while I'm having sex, all right? 182 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,079 What if my mom got a hold of it? 183 00:08:59,079 --> 00:09:00,101 - She wouldn't care. 184 00:09:00,101 --> 00:09:02,073 I mean, it's not like she can't hear everything 185 00:09:02,073 --> 00:09:03,474 through these walls, anyway. 186 00:09:05,968 --> 00:09:07,829 - [Deric] There is a slight difference between hearing it 187 00:09:07,829 --> 00:09:09,504 and seeing it on fucking TV. 188 00:09:10,392 --> 00:09:11,493 - You're such a prude. 189 00:09:13,215 --> 00:09:14,506 - So what? 190 00:09:14,506 --> 00:09:15,988 If I don't let you bring your camera to bed, 191 00:09:15,988 --> 00:09:17,834 you don't wanna have sex at all, then? 192 00:09:17,834 --> 00:09:19,086 - I don't know. 193 00:09:24,056 --> 00:09:27,279 - I could have sex constantly. 194 00:09:27,279 --> 00:09:28,926 24 hours a day. 195 00:09:28,926 --> 00:09:31,003 (giggling) 196 00:09:31,003 --> 00:09:33,126 - Here comes the sud nipples. 197 00:09:33,126 --> 00:09:35,527 (laughing) 198 00:09:35,527 --> 00:09:38,000 - Sex is total bliss. 199 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,952 A little moment of heaven in this hell on earth. 200 00:09:40,952 --> 00:09:41,956 - Sex ... 201 00:09:45,097 --> 00:09:46,061 Is just a hassle. 202 00:09:47,125 --> 00:09:48,480 (slow grunge music) 203 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:49,564 - What do you want? 204 00:09:54,268 --> 00:09:55,519 - I don't know. 205 00:09:57,412 --> 00:09:59,341 I do know that I don't want to be fucked. 206 00:09:59,341 --> 00:10:00,292 Just not into that. 207 00:10:02,294 --> 00:10:03,128 - Well I am. 208 00:10:08,740 --> 00:10:10,232 - Can't we just do something else? 209 00:10:12,044 --> 00:10:14,546 - I'm not into something else. 210 00:10:15,937 --> 00:10:17,392 - Okay. 211 00:10:17,392 --> 00:10:18,226 Fine. 212 00:10:19,941 --> 00:10:21,406 Maybe I better just go. 213 00:10:22,894 --> 00:10:24,246 - Maybe that's a good idea. 214 00:10:28,590 --> 00:10:30,289 - Where's my fucking underwear? 215 00:10:31,983 --> 00:10:34,025 - [Narrator] AIDS discriminates against no one 216 00:10:34,025 --> 00:10:36,718 it strikes both men and women 217 00:10:36,718 --> 00:10:37,689 of every age 218 00:10:39,091 --> 00:10:39,924 race, 219 00:10:41,633 --> 00:10:43,345 and lifestyle. 220 00:10:43,345 --> 00:10:45,607 AIDS kills. It's that simple. 221 00:10:45,607 --> 00:10:48,070 - It's government-sponsored genocide. 222 00:10:48,070 --> 00:10:50,162 Biological warfare. 223 00:10:50,162 --> 00:10:51,843 I mean, think about it. 224 00:10:51,843 --> 00:10:55,797 A deadly virus that spread only through premarital sex 225 00:10:55,797 --> 00:10:56,951 and needle drugs? 226 00:10:58,470 --> 00:11:01,716 It's like a born-again Nazi Republican wet dream come true. 227 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:04,506 - I saw this guy on Night Line once. 228 00:11:06,078 --> 00:11:08,933 He was like a skeleton with purple, splotchy skin, 229 00:11:10,442 --> 00:11:11,536 just waiting to die. 230 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:18,890 I'll never forget the look in his eyes. 231 00:11:18,890 --> 00:11:20,662 - AIDS will go down in history 232 00:11:20,662 --> 00:11:23,017 as one of the worst holocausts ever. 233 00:11:24,446 --> 00:11:26,067 I mean, America's committing genocide 234 00:11:26,067 --> 00:11:28,900 against its own people, and eventually 235 00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:31,032 this plague's gonna rack up more casualties 236 00:11:31,032 --> 00:11:33,798 than Hiroshima and Hitler combined. 237 00:11:35,187 --> 00:11:38,440 And nobody will ever forgive our lame, shit government 238 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:41,330 for just sitting back, and letting it all happen. 239 00:11:44,626 --> 00:11:45,870 (static buzzing) 240 00:11:45,870 --> 00:11:47,823 - [Woman] And everybody thinks I'm high, and I am. 241 00:11:47,823 --> 00:11:50,368 And everybody thinks I'm high, and I am. 242 00:11:50,368 --> 00:11:51,536 - Just say yo. 243 00:11:53,652 --> 00:11:56,822 (intense dance music) 244 00:12:53,020 --> 00:12:54,275 (static buzzing) 245 00:12:54,275 --> 00:12:56,228 - [Steven] This place always makes me kind of seasick. 246 00:12:56,228 --> 00:12:59,321 - I know. I hate malls to the max. 247 00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:01,546 - This isn't a mall, this is a fucking nightmare. 248 00:13:02,792 --> 00:13:05,545 - I have no idea what to get her. 249 00:13:06,448 --> 00:13:08,553 Patricia is so hard to shop for. 250 00:13:10,992 --> 00:13:12,794 - [Steven] Well, these are tasteful. 251 00:13:13,892 --> 00:13:15,747 - God. Yag-o-rama. 252 00:13:15,747 --> 00:13:17,699 So how's happy couple bliss with Deric? 253 00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:20,001 - [Steven] I don't know. 254 00:13:20,001 --> 00:13:20,865 I'm all whacked out. 255 00:13:21,813 --> 00:13:23,795 I mean, I love him and everything's fine 256 00:13:23,795 --> 00:13:25,407 and wonderful, and all that. 257 00:13:25,407 --> 00:13:27,579 - But you're suffocating to death. 258 00:13:27,579 --> 00:13:29,140 - [Steven] It's just getting so serious. 259 00:13:29,140 --> 00:13:32,564 He stares at me with those big, dreamy eyes of his. 260 00:13:32,564 --> 00:13:34,976 It scares the hell out of me. 261 00:13:34,976 --> 00:13:36,308 - How's your sex life? 262 00:13:36,308 --> 00:13:37,609 - [Steven] Weird. 263 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:40,332 He just kind of lies there and lets me do all the work. 264 00:13:40,332 --> 00:13:43,345 Like, I can't remember the last time he went down on me. 265 00:13:43,345 --> 00:13:45,217 - Have you talked to him about it? 266 00:13:45,217 --> 00:13:46,051 - [Steven] What am I supposed to say? 267 00:13:46,051 --> 00:13:48,293 Excuse me Deric, can I please get a blowjob? 268 00:13:49,337 --> 00:13:50,170 - No. 269 00:13:50,170 --> 00:13:51,192 Just grab his head like this, 270 00:13:51,192 --> 00:13:53,077 and tell him to open wide. 271 00:13:54,165 --> 00:13:55,617 - [Steven] I've been jerking off more lately 272 00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,722 than I did when I was single. 273 00:13:57,722 --> 00:13:59,661 It's like it's almost easier to do it 274 00:13:59,661 --> 00:14:01,106 over a video or a magazine 275 00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:02,897 than having to deal with the whole thing. 276 00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:06,678 - [Patricia] So how does Deric feel about all this? 277 00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:09,197 - [Steven] You know how he is. 278 00:14:09,197 --> 00:14:11,633 Like a devoted, wants to get married, 279 00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:14,286 fuck he acts like we're 30 or something. 280 00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:15,527 I mean ... 281 00:14:15,527 --> 00:14:17,589 It's great having him around, 282 00:14:17,589 --> 00:14:20,835 waking up, eating breakfast together. 283 00:14:22,504 --> 00:14:24,356 Secretly holding hands at the movies. 284 00:14:26,107 --> 00:14:26,941 But ... 285 00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:30,732 Sometimes I think that the only thing 286 00:14:30,732 --> 00:14:32,183 that's keeping us together is 287 00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:35,126 a mutual ... 288 00:14:35,126 --> 00:14:36,441 Terror of loneliness. 289 00:14:37,358 --> 00:14:38,450 - I think I'm bisexual. 290 00:14:38,450 --> 00:14:41,032 I mean, I've never actually dorked a girl, 291 00:14:41,032 --> 00:14:42,317 or anything but ... 292 00:14:43,288 --> 00:14:44,389 If it came down to it, 293 00:14:46,187 --> 00:14:47,021 I think I could. 294 00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:52,717 Like, I've gotten a boner before making out with one. 295 00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:54,769 And I like them. 296 00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,000 They're soft and pretty. 297 00:14:57,369 --> 00:14:58,363 Fun to touch. 298 00:15:03,885 --> 00:15:06,328 It's not like I'm afraid of them, or anything. 299 00:15:06,328 --> 00:15:07,442 - I want a baby. 300 00:15:08,670 --> 00:15:10,244 I wanna have a kid of my own. 301 00:15:11,933 --> 00:15:14,125 I know everybody says that's crazy, 302 00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:15,657 that I'm too young, I'm not ready 303 00:15:15,657 --> 00:15:18,099 for the responsibility, blah blah blah, 304 00:15:18,099 --> 00:15:20,505 but I know what I'm doing. 305 00:15:21,622 --> 00:15:23,034 (bubble pops) 306 00:15:23,034 --> 00:15:26,187 Like last week I had my tarot cards read 307 00:15:26,187 --> 00:15:29,474 and everything kept pointing towards motherhood, nurturing. 308 00:15:31,062 --> 00:15:34,876 The only problem is, I hate guys. 309 00:15:34,876 --> 00:15:37,278 Well, sex with guys, anyways. 310 00:15:37,278 --> 00:15:40,742 I mean, getting poked with those big, ugly things of theirs. 311 00:15:40,742 --> 00:15:42,377 Barf me out to the extreme. 312 00:15:43,304 --> 00:15:48,139 I wish that me and Michele, just the two of us 313 00:15:48,139 --> 00:15:50,625 could have one ourselves, and raise it together. 314 00:15:52,183 --> 00:15:53,267 She wants one, too. 315 00:15:55,136 --> 00:15:56,471 We have all these plans. 316 00:16:17,446 --> 00:16:19,096 (static buzzing) 317 00:16:19,096 --> 00:16:21,677 (soft grunge music) 318 00:16:21,677 --> 00:16:23,929 (groaning) 319 00:16:26,636 --> 00:16:30,473 (door being unlocked) - Shit. 320 00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:48,423 - [Woman] Deric? 321 00:16:49,268 --> 00:16:51,521 (giggling) 322 00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:58,299 - I believe in love. 323 00:16:58,299 --> 00:16:59,491 I mean, there's gotta be something 324 00:16:59,491 --> 00:17:02,136 for people to cling to besides TV, right? 325 00:17:07,298 --> 00:17:08,970 - It's like this lie we're brainwashed 326 00:17:08,970 --> 00:17:10,304 into believing from birth. 327 00:17:11,973 --> 00:17:12,807 Think about it. 328 00:17:14,345 --> 00:17:17,529 Fairy tales spoonfed to you at bedtime. 329 00:17:17,529 --> 00:17:20,204 All that sentimental crap rammed down your throat, 330 00:17:21,087 --> 00:17:23,968 in movies, pop music, light beer commercials, 331 00:17:25,607 --> 00:17:28,159 all saying the perfect mate's just waiting for you. 332 00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:29,934 Go for it. 333 00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,176 Live happily ever after. 334 00:17:35,477 --> 00:17:37,612 It's all a load of bullshit propaganda. 335 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,592 - Steven and I first met at a screening 336 00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:43,024 of "My Beautiful Laundrette" at the New Beverly 337 00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:45,977 in the bathroom. 338 00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:48,132 He was standing at the urinal next to mine, 339 00:17:49,290 --> 00:17:51,292 and we were kind of cruising each other. 340 00:17:52,273 --> 00:17:53,925 I snuck a look down at his thing, 341 00:17:54,876 --> 00:17:55,994 he checked me out, 342 00:17:56,928 --> 00:17:59,844 and he goes "good movie, huh?" 343 00:18:01,305 --> 00:18:03,508 - I fall in love, like, every 15 minutes. 344 00:18:05,046 --> 00:18:08,386 Like the saying goes, love lasts as long 345 00:18:08,386 --> 00:18:10,234 as a squirt in the dark. 346 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,427 - Love is all that matters. 347 00:18:14,805 --> 00:18:16,640 - Love does not exist. 348 00:18:18,855 --> 00:18:20,061 (giggling) 349 00:18:20,061 --> 00:18:21,728 - [Michele] Oh god, look at this lamer. 350 00:18:21,728 --> 00:18:23,980 (laughing) 351 00:18:25,303 --> 00:18:26,137 - [Deric] No, he's nice. 352 00:18:26,137 --> 00:18:28,704 - Nice as a stick in the eye. 353 00:18:28,704 --> 00:18:30,692 (laughing) 354 00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:32,323 - Sorry, girl. 355 00:18:32,323 --> 00:18:34,065 You moved out as Maxwell comes to terms 356 00:18:34,065 --> 00:18:36,347 with his sexuality and runs off to the Bahamas 357 00:18:36,347 --> 00:18:38,199 with his trainer, Alfonso. 358 00:18:38,199 --> 00:18:39,173 - [Patricia] Can I see? 359 00:18:39,173 --> 00:18:40,007 (laughing) 360 00:18:40,007 --> 00:18:41,008 It doesn't say that. 361 00:18:42,373 --> 00:18:44,335 Fuck, another alcoholic wife beater. 362 00:18:44,335 --> 00:18:46,377 - You're doing great there, Trish. 363 00:18:46,377 --> 00:18:47,238 What's that make? 364 00:18:47,238 --> 00:18:50,932 Two drunk, kleptomaniac, and a lawyer. 365 00:18:50,932 --> 00:18:52,734 - Don't forget the dude with herpes. 366 00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:55,750 - Record's finished. 367 00:18:56,904 --> 00:18:57,952 - I'm sick of this. 368 00:18:59,130 --> 00:19:00,625 - Heterosexuality sucks, 369 00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:02,076 even as a board game. 370 00:19:03,114 --> 00:19:04,335 - No shit. 371 00:19:04,335 --> 00:19:07,148 There's not one humpable guy in the whole pile. 372 00:19:07,148 --> 00:19:09,226 - No? What about Raul, here? 373 00:19:09,226 --> 00:19:10,714 (laughs) 374 00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:13,000 - Ew, he's got a big cyst. 375 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,116 - That's his nose. 376 00:19:15,116 --> 00:19:16,697 - What you putting on? 377 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,359 - [Patricia] Cocteau Twins. 378 00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:19,801 - Shit, no. 379 00:19:19,801 --> 00:19:22,373 I'm sleepy enough as it is. 380 00:19:22,373 --> 00:19:24,215 - Let's do something else. 381 00:19:24,215 --> 00:19:26,500 Watching food rot would be more fun. 382 00:19:27,550 --> 00:19:28,384 (soft grunge music) 383 00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:30,872 - We could always raid Michele's lesbo porn library. 384 00:19:30,872 --> 00:19:31,706 - Uh-uh. 385 00:19:31,706 --> 00:19:34,298 That collection's for a selective audience only. 386 00:19:36,096 --> 00:19:38,335 - Come on, I've always wanted to see two chicks go at it. 387 00:19:38,335 --> 00:19:40,922 I mean, what exactly is it that girls do, anyway? 388 00:19:40,922 --> 00:19:42,403 - [Tommy] Make fist-wiches. 389 00:19:42,403 --> 00:19:43,597 (laughing) 390 00:19:43,597 --> 00:19:45,970 - You guys are such the goons sometimes. 391 00:19:47,749 --> 00:19:49,270 - We better go. 392 00:19:49,270 --> 00:19:50,591 Almost 2:30 393 00:19:51,663 --> 00:19:53,664 - Oh fuck, I have to work tomorrow 394 00:19:53,664 --> 00:19:55,406 - You had to remind me. 395 00:19:55,406 --> 00:19:57,659 (belching) 396 00:19:57,659 --> 00:19:59,073 - Life is shit. 397 00:20:00,904 --> 00:20:03,594 - [Tommy] No joke, I'm getting worried. 398 00:20:03,594 --> 00:20:04,561 - [Andy] What? 399 00:20:04,561 --> 00:20:07,398 You haven't had your dick sucked for a week? 400 00:20:07,398 --> 00:20:08,760 - [Tommy] 11 days. 401 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,922 - [Steven] 11 entire days? 402 00:20:10,922 --> 00:20:11,756 Forget it, sister. 403 00:20:11,756 --> 00:20:13,935 Your party days are over. 404 00:20:13,935 --> 00:20:15,216 - [Tommy] That's not funny, dude. 405 00:20:15,216 --> 00:20:16,364 I'm horny as hell. 406 00:20:16,364 --> 00:20:18,820 - [Steven] Why don't you get off with your best friend? 407 00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:20,151 - [Tommy] Who's that? 408 00:20:20,151 --> 00:20:21,765 - [Steven] Your right hand. 409 00:20:21,765 --> 00:20:22,984 (laughing) 410 00:20:22,984 --> 00:20:24,756 - [Andy] Do you use your right hand? 411 00:20:24,756 --> 00:20:26,247 Really? 412 00:20:26,247 --> 00:20:27,081 I use my left. 413 00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:31,693 - [Steven] I'm ambidextrous. I go both way. 414 00:20:31,693 --> 00:20:33,577 - [Tommy] I'm running out of inspiration. 415 00:20:34,455 --> 00:20:36,577 Who are you wanking off to these days? 416 00:20:36,577 --> 00:20:37,929 - I don't need to jack off. 417 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,982 I have a boyfriend, remember? 418 00:20:40,982 --> 00:20:42,083 - [Tommy] Yeah, right. 419 00:20:43,805 --> 00:20:46,117 - [Steven] Okay, okay. Matt Dillon. 420 00:20:46,117 --> 00:20:48,289 - [Tommy] That closet case? 421 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:51,652 - [Steven] Well I switch off between him and Tom Cruise, 422 00:20:51,652 --> 00:20:54,545 or sometimes it's a three-way with me in the middle, 423 00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:56,140 like an orgasmic sandwich. 424 00:20:57,809 --> 00:21:00,071 - [Tommy] Tom Cruise is a dick-less pansy. 425 00:21:00,071 --> 00:21:03,614 Mel Gibson. Now that's a fuckable movie star. 426 00:21:03,614 --> 00:21:05,366 - [Steven] He looks like a top to me. 427 00:21:05,366 --> 00:21:06,688 - [Tommy] An ass like that? 428 00:21:06,688 --> 00:21:08,459 Did you see "Lethal Weapon?" 429 00:21:08,459 --> 00:21:10,351 So who's number one in your chicken choking, 430 00:21:10,351 --> 00:21:11,395 pray junior? 431 00:21:12,894 --> 00:21:14,916 - [Andy] I'm still stuck on Michael Stipe. 432 00:21:14,916 --> 00:21:17,789 - [Tommy] Grody, he's a pizza face. 433 00:21:17,789 --> 00:21:20,234 - He has a sexy voice, what can I say? 434 00:21:23,134 --> 00:21:24,956 - I don't fantasize about anyone. 435 00:21:24,956 --> 00:21:27,218 - Come on, Steven can't be all that great. 436 00:21:27,218 --> 00:21:29,956 Not with his petite little snack of a dick. 437 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,746 - [Steven] Hey, hey. Fuck thyself. 438 00:21:33,604 --> 00:21:34,438 - I don't. 439 00:21:34,438 --> 00:21:35,676 - [Tommy] You're full of shit. 440 00:21:35,676 --> 00:21:39,400 - Really? I don't know. Kevin Costner. 441 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,736 (chuckling) 442 00:21:48,569 --> 00:21:49,403 - Masturbate. 443 00:21:51,238 --> 00:21:54,455 Verb, to manipulate one's own genitals 444 00:21:55,366 --> 00:21:57,351 or the genitals of another 445 00:21:57,351 --> 00:22:00,414 for the purpose of sexual gratification. 446 00:22:01,472 --> 00:22:03,634 - Polishing the trophy. 447 00:22:03,634 --> 00:22:05,119 - Stroking the dolphin. 448 00:22:06,047 --> 00:22:08,159 - Making oyster soup. (laughs) 449 00:22:08,159 --> 00:22:10,872 - Shooting tadpoles at the moon. 450 00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:14,628 - Doing the two-finger tango. (giggles) 451 00:22:17,031 --> 00:22:20,034 (explosion booming) 452 00:22:32,121 --> 00:22:34,025 (static buzzing) 453 00:22:34,025 --> 00:22:36,097 - [Steven] My rimture awaits your ass 454 00:22:36,097 --> 00:22:40,271 Very oral butt-eater seeks face-sitter for regular sessions 455 00:22:40,271 --> 00:22:42,131 meaningful relationship. 456 00:22:42,131 --> 00:22:43,252 - Oh, puke. 457 00:22:43,252 --> 00:22:47,328 - [Steven] Hung, hairy, top seeks slave, son, pet 458 00:22:47,328 --> 00:22:50,201 into BND, PT, 459 00:22:50,201 --> 00:22:52,573 shaving, toys, 460 00:22:52,573 --> 00:22:55,559 enemas, water sports, and diapers. 461 00:22:56,601 --> 00:22:59,543 - Men are filthy disgusting pigs. 462 00:22:59,543 --> 00:23:01,823 - [Tommy] Hey, hey, don't knock it til you try it. 463 00:23:01,823 --> 00:23:03,713 - [Patricia] Oh repulse me. 464 00:23:03,713 --> 00:23:05,112 - I'm kidding, Spudnik. 465 00:23:05,112 --> 00:23:05,946 (belches) 466 00:23:05,946 --> 00:23:07,433 - Yeah, sure. 467 00:23:07,433 --> 00:23:08,880 - Sit on a Coke bottle and spin. 468 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,833 - Oh stop, you're getting me all excited. 469 00:23:11,833 --> 00:23:14,515 - [Michele] Control yourself douche bag. 470 00:23:14,515 --> 00:23:16,147 Mission accomplished? 471 00:23:16,147 --> 00:23:17,192 - No sweat. 472 00:23:17,192 --> 00:23:21,022 100% grade A, made in America. 473 00:23:21,022 --> 00:23:23,065 You know mine are gonna swim the fastest. 474 00:23:23,065 --> 00:23:23,899 - Yeah. 475 00:23:23,899 --> 00:23:24,949 - Next contestant? 476 00:23:26,347 --> 00:23:27,979 How about you junior? 477 00:23:27,979 --> 00:23:29,097 - Keep it at the office. 478 00:23:29,097 --> 00:23:33,077 - Come on, everybody has to make a contribution. 479 00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:35,922 - Have somebody else go first. 480 00:23:35,922 --> 00:23:39,120 - Andy, my horoscope made specific mention 481 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:42,003 of a significant encounter with a Libra today, 482 00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:44,288 and you're the only Libra in the room. 483 00:23:45,169 --> 00:23:47,674 - I don't believe in that horse shit. 484 00:23:47,674 --> 00:23:48,786 - What's the matter, stud? 485 00:23:48,786 --> 00:23:50,394 Cat got your dick? 486 00:23:51,682 --> 00:23:53,294 - He's got a headache. 487 00:23:53,294 --> 00:23:55,126 - [Michele] You drank the booze, you ate the chips, 488 00:23:55,126 --> 00:23:56,040 now donate. 489 00:23:57,088 --> 00:23:58,839 - God, don't be a turd, Andy. 490 00:23:58,839 --> 00:24:00,341 I mean, it is for my birthday. 491 00:24:01,505 --> 00:24:03,281 - Why don't you have one of them go first? 492 00:24:03,281 --> 00:24:04,295 - [Steven] Okay, okay. 493 00:24:04,295 --> 00:24:05,877 We'll take our turn. 494 00:24:05,877 --> 00:24:07,298 If Andy needs a little bit more time 495 00:24:07,298 --> 00:24:08,842 to get in the mood. 496 00:24:08,842 --> 00:24:11,762 - [Michele] At last, some real men. 497 00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:16,291 - Don't you got the extra large kind? 498 00:24:16,291 --> 00:24:17,328 - What would you do with it? 499 00:24:17,328 --> 00:24:18,316 Pull it over your head? 500 00:24:18,316 --> 00:24:19,150 (laughing) 501 00:24:19,150 --> 00:24:20,902 - Sorry, only one size fits all. 502 00:24:20,902 --> 00:24:22,987 Want this? 503 00:24:22,987 --> 00:24:24,715 - Are you kidding? 504 00:24:24,715 --> 00:24:25,656 Just in case. 505 00:24:26,752 --> 00:24:30,295 ♪ Hi-Ho, hi-ho, it's off to work we go ♪ 506 00:24:30,295 --> 00:24:31,129 (static buzzing) 507 00:24:31,129 --> 00:24:33,534 - Everything that homos are supposed to like, 508 00:24:33,534 --> 00:24:38,372 disco music, Joan Crawford, drag shows, I hate. 509 00:24:39,510 --> 00:24:41,142 And Bette Midler. 510 00:24:41,142 --> 00:24:43,844 God I hate fucking Better Midler. 511 00:24:43,844 --> 00:24:45,666 - My mother ... 512 00:24:45,666 --> 00:24:47,721 She is such the royal bitch. 513 00:24:49,090 --> 00:24:51,152 Like, when I told her I was gay, 514 00:24:51,152 --> 00:24:53,554 she forced me to go see this Beverly Hills shrink 515 00:24:53,554 --> 00:24:55,456 to get cured, 516 00:24:55,456 --> 00:24:58,596 as if paying some snot-nosed putz in a cardigan 517 00:24:58,596 --> 00:25:03,234 $200 an hour, is gonna make me like getting porked by men? 518 00:25:03,234 --> 00:25:04,505 - Let me tell you what the problem 519 00:25:04,505 --> 00:25:06,250 with the stupid fucking world is. 520 00:25:07,618 --> 00:25:09,680 All the stupid people are breeding like mad, 521 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,732 having tons and tons of kids, 522 00:25:11,732 --> 00:25:14,175 while the cool people aren't having any, 523 00:25:14,175 --> 00:25:17,491 so the population just keeps getting stupider, and stupider. 524 00:25:18,619 --> 00:25:20,691 I mean, it's no wonder the whole world's 525 00:25:20,691 --> 00:25:21,792 going down the toilet. 526 00:25:22,675 --> 00:25:26,237 (static buzzing) 527 00:25:26,237 --> 00:25:28,960 - [Michele] We don't aim to kill people, just maim them. 528 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,361 Give them the message to not go out 529 00:25:30,361 --> 00:25:31,882 spreading their diseases. 530 00:25:31,882 --> 00:25:34,045 We're real men, who aren't afraid to stand up 531 00:25:34,045 --> 00:25:37,048 to the faggot and dyke scum poisoning society. 532 00:25:37,048 --> 00:25:39,800 It feels great, beating the shit out of some fairy 533 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,832 spitting up teeth in the gutter. 534 00:25:41,832 --> 00:25:43,454 The way I look at it, exterminating 535 00:25:43,454 --> 00:25:45,506 these cock-sucking vermin is our duty 536 00:25:45,506 --> 00:25:47,668 as good, clean-living Americans. 537 00:25:47,668 --> 00:25:50,304 We're like patriots. Fucking heroes. 538 00:25:52,003 --> 00:25:54,555 - [Steven] Sounds like my eighth grade gym teacher. 539 00:25:58,739 --> 00:26:00,391 - [Andy] It's a jungle out there. 540 00:26:45,182 --> 00:26:46,266 - Woof, woof. 541 00:26:47,395 --> 00:26:49,730 (chuckling) 542 00:26:55,005 --> 00:26:57,248 So, you into Ministry? 543 00:26:57,248 --> 00:26:58,082 - They're okay. 544 00:27:00,258 --> 00:27:02,253 - Did you see them at the Poladian? 545 00:27:02,253 --> 00:27:03,087 - Yeah. 546 00:27:03,087 --> 00:27:04,645 Except I got sick and spent half the show 547 00:27:04,645 --> 00:27:07,185 in the bathroom driving the force of a bus. 548 00:27:07,185 --> 00:27:08,770 - Really? Drag. 549 00:27:08,770 --> 00:27:09,604 - No kidding. 550 00:27:14,004 --> 00:27:15,219 - So, what's your name? 551 00:27:16,657 --> 00:27:17,491 - Andy. 552 00:27:20,061 --> 00:27:21,179 - Ian. 553 00:27:21,179 --> 00:27:22,012 - Hi. 554 00:27:27,047 --> 00:27:30,218 - [Woman] Come back here! You asshole! 555 00:27:33,286 --> 00:27:34,602 (sobbing) Come back! 556 00:27:34,602 --> 00:27:35,756 - [Ian] I thought you were gonna say something to me 557 00:27:35,756 --> 00:27:37,298 back at the club, 558 00:27:37,298 --> 00:27:38,586 like right before you tripped and spilled your beer 559 00:27:38,586 --> 00:27:41,550 all over that chick with the bone through her nose. 560 00:27:41,550 --> 00:27:44,818 - [Andy] Yeah, I'm kind of shy. 561 00:27:47,798 --> 00:27:49,483 - [Ian] Shyness is nice. 562 00:27:52,203 --> 00:27:56,647 So, what, you go to school, or? 563 00:27:56,647 --> 00:27:59,350 - [Andy] I'm avoiding looking for a job at the moment. 564 00:28:00,471 --> 00:28:03,434 All else fails, I figure I'll do CC in the fall. 565 00:28:03,434 --> 00:28:05,179 - [Ian] School blows chunks, man. 566 00:28:06,066 --> 00:28:07,268 I'm a sophomore at UCLA. 567 00:28:08,249 --> 00:28:11,142 - So like, what's your major, dude? 568 00:28:11,142 --> 00:28:12,025 - Undeclared. 569 00:28:13,934 --> 00:28:14,768 - That's cool. 570 00:28:16,437 --> 00:28:18,589 - What I really wanna do, though, is write. 571 00:28:19,750 --> 00:28:21,558 - Screenplays, like everybody else in this town? 572 00:28:21,558 --> 00:28:22,723 - Nah. 573 00:28:22,723 --> 00:28:26,757 Fiction, like you ever read any Dennis Cooper? 574 00:28:26,757 --> 00:28:27,618 - Who? 575 00:28:27,618 --> 00:28:28,854 - Dennis Cooper. 576 00:28:28,854 --> 00:28:33,859 He writes about, like, SandM and torture, 577 00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:36,860 and serial killers. 578 00:28:38,289 --> 00:28:40,329 Guys eating each other's shit. 579 00:28:40,329 --> 00:28:41,395 - Yuck. 580 00:28:41,395 --> 00:28:42,346 - Yeah, it's funny. 581 00:28:43,564 --> 00:28:44,624 You into whips? 582 00:28:44,624 --> 00:28:45,458 (coughing) 583 00:28:45,458 --> 00:28:46,657 No, man. I'm not either. 584 00:28:46,657 --> 00:28:49,477 It's just a lot of people at the club are. 585 00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:52,480 (upbeat rock music) 586 00:28:56,633 --> 00:28:59,457 (phone ringing) 587 00:28:59,457 --> 00:29:00,541 - Hey. Deric? 588 00:29:04,334 --> 00:29:05,168 - Yeah. 589 00:29:06,157 --> 00:29:07,258 Just got your message. 590 00:29:08,219 --> 00:29:09,730 What's up? 591 00:29:09,730 --> 00:29:12,283 - Just got this fever, and I'm sweating like crazy. 592 00:29:13,140 --> 00:29:13,987 Feel like shit. 593 00:29:16,527 --> 00:29:19,283 - I'm sure it's nothing to be worried about. 594 00:29:20,721 --> 00:29:24,121 It's probably the flu going around again. 595 00:29:24,121 --> 00:29:25,883 - I know. I know. 596 00:29:25,883 --> 00:29:27,618 I'm just so wigged out. 597 00:29:29,869 --> 00:29:32,129 I just feel like, you know. 598 00:29:32,129 --> 00:29:33,381 Fucking sweaty. 599 00:29:34,535 --> 00:29:35,836 - Well, you need anything? 600 00:29:36,927 --> 00:29:39,062 Me and Steven can come over. 601 00:29:40,571 --> 00:29:41,822 Get a tape, or something. 602 00:29:42,933 --> 00:29:44,535 - Outstanding. 603 00:29:44,535 --> 00:29:46,487 How about "Don and Dirty Dong-lickers?" 604 00:29:47,636 --> 00:29:49,009 (chuckles) 605 00:29:49,009 --> 00:29:51,572 - How about something a little less strenuous? 606 00:29:51,572 --> 00:29:53,224 - [Woman] Yesterday I fucked a smelly dog 607 00:29:53,224 --> 00:29:54,655 who looked like Mick period. 608 00:29:54,655 --> 00:29:57,828 Afterwards, we ... 609 00:29:57,828 --> 00:29:59,543 Cunt probably ... 610 00:30:01,462 --> 00:30:02,296 wet. 611 00:30:04,735 --> 00:30:05,698 - [Man] What does that mean? 612 00:30:05,698 --> 00:30:07,752 (laughing) 613 00:30:07,752 --> 00:30:10,049 - This is the weirdest fucking movie I've ever seen. 614 00:30:10,049 --> 00:30:12,773 - [Man] Cunt could be short for couldn't. 615 00:30:12,773 --> 00:30:15,266 - [Man] We couldn't probably wet? 616 00:30:15,266 --> 00:30:16,507 - [Man] Yeah, our pants. 617 00:30:16,507 --> 00:30:17,341 - [Woman] Afterwards, we ... 618 00:30:17,341 --> 00:30:18,629 - [Man] Oh, I'm sorry. 619 00:30:18,629 --> 00:30:19,969 Should I drink to that? 620 00:30:19,969 --> 00:30:21,562 - [Woman] Can't probably wet. 621 00:30:21,562 --> 00:30:23,186 Yeah, afterwards, you know. 622 00:30:23,186 --> 00:30:24,888 I think that implies a whole lot. 623 00:30:26,887 --> 00:30:29,062 - [Andy] I really like the city late at night. 624 00:30:29,950 --> 00:30:32,082 It's like a big abandoned ghost town. 625 00:30:32,082 --> 00:30:33,794 - [Ian] Like they dropped a neutron bomb 626 00:30:33,794 --> 00:30:35,208 and nobody noticed. 627 00:30:36,537 --> 00:30:39,109 LA is so fucking weird. 628 00:30:39,109 --> 00:30:43,574 I mean, all the actors, muscle queens, cars, freeways. 629 00:30:43,574 --> 00:30:45,556 I'm from Minneapolis. 630 00:30:45,556 --> 00:30:48,479 Two years I've been here, I haven't gotten to know 631 00:30:48,479 --> 00:30:49,323 hardly anyone. 632 00:30:51,915 --> 00:30:54,298 - [Andy] It's the alienation capital of the world. 633 00:30:55,733 --> 00:30:57,237 Fuck, the other day during rush hour, there was 634 00:30:57,237 --> 00:31:00,123 this huge traffic jam at Piko and Westwood. 635 00:31:01,302 --> 00:31:06,307 This homeless dude was passed out, asleep, dead, 636 00:31:06,477 --> 00:31:07,311 I don't know what. 637 00:31:07,311 --> 00:31:09,770 Just lying there in the middle of the intersection. 638 00:31:10,921 --> 00:31:13,216 The cars all just kept on driving right by. 639 00:31:17,137 --> 00:31:17,971 - [Ian] Hey. 640 00:31:19,490 --> 00:31:20,324 - [Andy] What? 641 00:31:21,532 --> 00:31:22,520 - Can I kiss you? 642 00:31:36,236 --> 00:31:38,038 - Don't touch me unless you mean it. 643 00:31:51,221 --> 00:31:52,356 - So, uh ... 644 00:31:53,554 --> 00:31:56,427 What are you doing like tomorrow at noon? 645 00:31:58,078 --> 00:31:58,912 - Nothing. 646 00:32:05,285 --> 00:32:06,450 - You wanna do something? 647 00:32:07,773 --> 00:32:09,725 - Is this like asking me out on a date? 648 00:32:11,382 --> 00:32:13,133 - I was hoping you wouldn't notice. 649 00:32:29,780 --> 00:32:31,665 I've got this ... 650 00:32:33,063 --> 00:32:37,392 Raging boner with your name on it right this second. 651 00:32:37,392 --> 00:32:39,089 But I mean, I don't want it to be like 652 00:32:41,016 --> 00:32:43,068 I mean, I want to see you more than once. 653 00:32:43,958 --> 00:32:44,792 - Sure. 654 00:32:47,828 --> 00:32:49,289 - So, what? 655 00:32:49,289 --> 00:32:52,399 Want to see a stupid movie or something tomorrow night? 656 00:32:52,399 --> 00:32:53,724 - Okay. 657 00:32:53,724 --> 00:32:54,928 - Oh, wait. Shit. 658 00:32:57,438 --> 00:32:58,972 I have class tomorrow. 659 00:33:00,671 --> 00:33:02,312 How about Friday? 660 00:33:02,312 --> 00:33:03,373 - I'm free. 661 00:33:03,373 --> 00:33:04,518 - Popular, aren't you? 662 00:33:06,942 --> 00:33:11,509 I think the Kamikaze Dildo is playing at the Hell Hole. 663 00:33:30,672 --> 00:33:33,547 (dialing) 664 00:33:33,547 --> 00:33:36,837 (phone ringing) 665 00:33:36,837 --> 00:33:40,170 - [Man] Sure wish I had someone here to suck my big cock, 666 00:33:40,170 --> 00:33:43,223 a nice pair of hot lips to suck the juice out of my dick. 667 00:33:43,223 --> 00:33:46,216 Boy, I wish there was somebody around. 668 00:33:46,216 --> 00:33:48,081 Fuck man, I don't really wanna get my load 669 00:33:48,081 --> 00:33:49,784 down someone's throat. 670 00:33:49,784 --> 00:33:51,953 - God damn fucking reruns. 671 00:33:52,848 --> 00:33:54,338 - [Man] And when you get down and suck that cock-- 672 00:33:54,338 --> 00:33:56,508 (beeping) 673 00:34:18,562 --> 00:34:19,487 (static buzzing) 674 00:34:19,487 --> 00:34:21,344 - Patricia got her period. 675 00:34:22,362 --> 00:34:23,196 - Can you believe it? 676 00:34:23,196 --> 00:34:25,085 I mean, I don't get it. 677 00:34:25,085 --> 00:34:27,017 Neptune was in perfect alignment, 678 00:34:27,017 --> 00:34:28,799 Venus was in the right place. 679 00:34:28,799 --> 00:34:29,840 - [Steven] Probably just as well. 680 00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,982 What if the poor kid got Tommy's brain 681 00:34:31,982 --> 00:34:34,464 and Andy's cheery personality? 682 00:34:34,464 --> 00:34:35,298 - Hey. 683 00:34:36,216 --> 00:34:37,760 Well, we're thinking about giving it another try 684 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:39,597 next ovulation. 685 00:34:39,597 --> 00:34:42,767 (gentle guitar music) 686 00:34:48,805 --> 00:34:52,058 (plane engine rushing) 687 00:35:07,055 --> 00:35:10,141 (intense rock music) 688 00:35:17,927 --> 00:35:18,761 - Yawn. 689 00:35:20,939 --> 00:35:21,773 - I know. 690 00:35:21,773 --> 00:35:24,358 They were way better last time. 691 00:35:26,366 --> 00:35:27,200 Now what? 692 00:35:30,741 --> 00:35:31,892 Feel like getting high? 693 00:35:35,663 --> 00:35:38,498 - I always feel like getting high. 694 00:35:39,494 --> 00:35:41,391 - I just like to close my eyes, 695 00:35:41,391 --> 00:35:43,323 shut them really tight, 696 00:35:43,323 --> 00:35:47,130 and pretend, no matter where I am, I'm in paradise. 697 00:35:51,652 --> 00:35:53,053 - Don't you bump into stuff? 698 00:35:54,132 --> 00:35:56,384 (laughing) 699 00:36:01,602 --> 00:36:04,605 (soft grunge music) 700 00:36:06,416 --> 00:36:07,250 - I smoke, 701 00:36:09,269 --> 00:36:10,103 therefore ... 702 00:36:11,242 --> 00:36:12,076 I am. 703 00:36:20,150 --> 00:36:21,985 Hey, did you read about that couple 704 00:36:21,985 --> 00:36:25,275 that got munched by a great white shark off Malibu? 705 00:36:25,275 --> 00:36:26,109 - What? 706 00:36:26,967 --> 00:36:28,989 - This pair of county jack pipes disappeared 707 00:36:28,989 --> 00:36:31,011 while cannon riding last weekend. 708 00:36:31,011 --> 00:36:32,512 The girl 709 00:36:32,512 --> 00:36:34,765 well, half of her anyway washed up 710 00:36:34,765 --> 00:36:37,067 on Zulu Beach, like Wednesday. 711 00:36:37,067 --> 00:36:37,901 - Which half? 712 00:36:38,909 --> 00:36:40,400 - [Andy] Didn't say. 713 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:43,565 They gave up searching for the remains of the guy. 714 00:36:43,565 --> 00:36:44,399 - Gnarly. 715 00:36:45,736 --> 00:36:48,518 What a way to go, primo shark chow. 716 00:36:50,067 --> 00:36:53,984 Can you imagine what those last few moments of terror 717 00:36:55,145 --> 00:36:57,247 must be like before you go into shock 718 00:36:57,247 --> 00:36:58,882 and lose consciousness? 719 00:37:00,791 --> 00:37:02,225 - C'est la fucking vie. 720 00:37:03,814 --> 00:37:05,105 Want some more? 721 00:37:05,105 --> 00:37:05,939 - Nah. 722 00:37:07,497 --> 00:37:08,448 I'd rather do this. 723 00:37:22,292 --> 00:37:25,245 Did you ever have sex on top of a parking structure before? 724 00:37:28,809 --> 00:37:30,369 Neither have I. 725 00:37:30,369 --> 00:37:32,158 Bet it be cold as shit though, huh? 726 00:37:32,158 --> 00:37:34,410 (laughing) 727 00:37:37,716 --> 00:37:39,634 - [Tommy] Well, thanks. 728 00:37:45,215 --> 00:37:47,007 - I really dig you. 729 00:37:47,007 --> 00:37:49,833 Sure you don't wanna come back to my place and fuck me? 730 00:37:50,761 --> 00:37:53,744 - Uh, some other time maybe. 731 00:37:53,744 --> 00:37:55,996 I really got get home or my mom will kill me. 732 00:38:00,100 --> 00:38:02,435 Here's my card. Will you call me? 733 00:38:03,403 --> 00:38:05,578 - Sure. Everett. 734 00:38:09,679 --> 00:38:10,513 Later. 735 00:38:13,319 --> 00:38:14,988 - I really gotta go. 736 00:38:15,903 --> 00:38:17,205 I have homework. 737 00:38:17,205 --> 00:38:18,123 - Homework. 738 00:38:19,138 --> 00:38:21,171 I think that we should go for round two. 739 00:38:23,433 --> 00:38:26,636 Once a night just isn't in it for me. 740 00:38:26,636 --> 00:38:29,242 - I really should be going. 741 00:38:32,022 --> 00:38:32,856 - You sure? 742 00:38:37,868 --> 00:38:38,822 Mr. Drab. 743 00:38:41,705 --> 00:38:43,374 - I really gotta go. 744 00:38:44,654 --> 00:38:46,006 - Can I call you? 745 00:38:46,006 --> 00:38:48,428 - Sure. Catch me at work. 746 00:38:48,428 --> 00:38:49,528 Okay. See you. 747 00:38:49,528 --> 00:38:51,418 (door closes) 748 00:38:51,418 --> 00:38:53,020 - Did he say where he was going? 749 00:38:54,404 --> 00:38:55,238 No. 750 00:38:57,357 --> 00:38:59,149 It's probably nothing to ... 751 00:38:59,149 --> 00:39:00,323 Just tell him I called. 752 00:39:01,651 --> 00:39:02,485 Sorry again. 753 00:39:03,974 --> 00:39:04,808 Good night. 754 00:39:12,701 --> 00:39:14,054 (soft grunge music) 755 00:39:14,054 --> 00:39:15,505 - [Ian] God I love your body. 756 00:39:17,298 --> 00:39:18,132 - I ... 757 00:39:19,539 --> 00:39:20,373 Love yours, too. 758 00:39:23,383 --> 00:39:25,008 - [Ian] What do you want me to do? 759 00:39:26,304 --> 00:39:27,727 - I don't know. 760 00:39:27,727 --> 00:39:29,646 What do you want to do? 761 00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:49,960 - Everything. 762 00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:50,794 - Yeah? 763 00:39:51,822 --> 00:39:52,722 What's everything? 764 00:39:55,384 --> 00:39:56,302 - You know. 765 00:39:57,305 --> 00:39:58,890 Well, for starters, 766 00:40:00,289 --> 00:40:02,959 I'd like to kiss the tip of that 767 00:40:04,384 --> 00:40:05,963 very, very softly. 768 00:40:07,893 --> 00:40:08,726 - Oh. 769 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:11,074 Yeah? 770 00:40:12,316 --> 00:40:13,150 - Mm-hm. 771 00:40:24,298 --> 00:40:26,476 - Would you like that? 772 00:40:26,476 --> 00:40:27,310 - Yeah. 773 00:40:28,497 --> 00:40:29,719 (giggling) 774 00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:30,570 Then what? 775 00:40:33,623 --> 00:40:36,099 - Let's just let nature take its course. 776 00:40:42,322 --> 00:40:44,524 - Uh, don't you want to shut the lights off? 777 00:40:47,938 --> 00:40:49,219 - Nah. 778 00:40:49,219 --> 00:40:50,503 I wanna watch you. 779 00:41:15,789 --> 00:41:16,623 (sighs) 780 00:41:24,342 --> 00:41:25,176 (static buzzing) 781 00:41:25,176 --> 00:41:28,028 - There's nothing I loathe more than doing laundry. 782 00:41:28,028 --> 00:41:29,629 I'm just gonna start throwing my clothes away 783 00:41:29,629 --> 00:41:30,623 as they get dirty. 784 00:41:31,531 --> 00:41:32,365 So what's up? 785 00:41:32,365 --> 00:41:34,384 You sounded really weird on the phone. 786 00:41:34,384 --> 00:41:35,628 And you look like shit. 787 00:41:36,736 --> 00:41:37,570 - Thanks. 788 00:41:38,808 --> 00:41:41,311 I did something a little stupid last night. 789 00:41:41,311 --> 00:41:43,093 - What, had an affair or something? 790 00:41:43,093 --> 00:41:44,984 (coughing) 791 00:41:44,984 --> 00:41:45,817 No way! 792 00:41:46,896 --> 00:41:48,518 - [Tommy] Shit, it's hot. 793 00:41:48,518 --> 00:41:50,360 - [Andy] Greenhouse effect. 794 00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:53,994 Acid rain, nuclear dumping. No O-zone left. 795 00:41:53,994 --> 00:41:56,306 The whole fucking climate's a goner. 796 00:41:56,306 --> 00:41:59,117 I give it another five years, max. 797 00:41:59,117 --> 00:42:01,101 - You're sure in a chipper mood today. 798 00:42:01,101 --> 00:42:02,305 You get laid last night? 799 00:42:05,363 --> 00:42:06,197 (chuckles) 800 00:42:06,197 --> 00:42:07,837 No shit? 801 00:42:07,837 --> 00:42:09,252 Who's the unlucky dude? 802 00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:11,474 - A friend. 803 00:42:12,732 --> 00:42:13,686 - Was he like ... 804 00:42:16,967 --> 00:42:18,168 You mean he was like ... 805 00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:21,731 So what? 806 00:42:21,731 --> 00:42:22,932 You gonna see him again? 807 00:42:25,123 --> 00:42:25,957 - I guess so. 808 00:42:27,367 --> 00:42:29,202 - Is it like serious, or something? 809 00:42:32,070 --> 00:42:33,321 - He makes my heart beat. 810 00:42:34,984 --> 00:42:37,346 - You sure you don't mean he makes you beat hard? 811 00:42:37,346 --> 00:42:38,514 - Ha ha ha ha. 812 00:42:48,185 --> 00:42:49,019 Hey Tommy. 813 00:42:50,290 --> 00:42:52,592 Mind if I ask you a personal question? 814 00:42:52,592 --> 00:42:55,255 - 9 7/8 inches. 815 00:42:55,255 --> 00:42:56,686 - In your dreams. 816 00:42:56,686 --> 00:42:58,088 - Got a tape measure? 817 00:42:58,088 --> 00:42:59,942 - Try a magnifying glass. 818 00:43:08,378 --> 00:43:09,429 I was just wondering. 819 00:43:10,340 --> 00:43:11,521 Have you ever been, you know-- 820 00:43:11,521 --> 00:43:12,355 - Stuffed? 821 00:43:13,293 --> 00:43:14,457 Yeah, a few times. 822 00:43:15,305 --> 00:43:18,416 Though my motto is, it's always better to give 823 00:43:18,416 --> 00:43:19,750 than to receive. 824 00:43:20,928 --> 00:43:23,903 Why, don't tell me ... 825 00:43:23,903 --> 00:43:24,767 - Does it hurt? 826 00:43:26,169 --> 00:43:28,146 - At first, hell yeah. 827 00:43:28,146 --> 00:43:29,232 If you just relax. 828 00:43:30,780 --> 00:43:32,952 God, it must be serious. 829 00:43:32,952 --> 00:43:33,966 - Shut up. 830 00:43:35,004 --> 00:43:36,419 - It was this guy, Brendan. 831 00:43:37,477 --> 00:43:40,130 It's not like I'm gonna see him again, I don't think. 832 00:43:43,058 --> 00:43:44,234 - Well I hope you were smart enough 833 00:43:44,234 --> 00:43:46,436 to have safe sex, at least. 834 00:43:46,436 --> 00:43:47,400 - Yeah, mostly. 835 00:43:51,201 --> 00:43:52,452 It just kind of happened. 836 00:43:53,350 --> 00:43:55,965 He's been coming into the store a lot. 837 00:43:55,965 --> 00:43:57,697 Sort of cruising me. 838 00:43:57,697 --> 00:43:59,299 Never really thought much of it, 839 00:44:00,310 --> 00:44:02,857 then last night, it was door closing 840 00:44:02,857 --> 00:44:04,134 and he invited me over to watch 841 00:44:04,134 --> 00:44:06,906 this bootlegged Nine Inch Nails concert tape. 842 00:44:10,506 --> 00:44:12,632 If it'd been anybody but Nine Inch Nails, 843 00:44:12,632 --> 00:44:14,327 I would have probably have said no. 844 00:44:16,300 --> 00:44:20,864 But the worst part is the sex was like totally great. 845 00:44:20,864 --> 00:44:23,883 I mean, I get a hard on just thinking about it. 846 00:44:23,883 --> 00:44:25,638 - [Michele] So what are you gonna do? 847 00:44:26,776 --> 00:44:28,438 - [Steven] I can't lie to Deric. 848 00:44:28,438 --> 00:44:30,520 But I don't know how I'm going to be able to face him 849 00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:31,871 let alone sleep with him, 850 00:44:31,871 --> 00:44:34,474 when I can't even get this other guy out of my head. 851 00:44:36,096 --> 00:44:37,877 - [Michele] You are fucked. 852 00:44:37,877 --> 00:44:39,242 - [Steven] Tell me about it. 853 00:44:40,364 --> 00:44:42,232 - Just another Saturday night in the gay Mecca 854 00:44:42,232 --> 00:44:45,125 with abso-fucking-lutely nothing to do. 855 00:44:45,125 --> 00:44:46,306 - What are you talking about? 856 00:44:46,306 --> 00:44:49,389 I mean just look at this vast array of possibilities. 857 00:44:49,389 --> 00:44:53,123 A beer bust at Mala Load full of old mustached trolls, 858 00:44:53,123 --> 00:44:55,535 a drag show at the Hibachi with shrieking queens 859 00:44:55,535 --> 00:44:57,817 lip syncing Broadway show tunes, 860 00:44:57,817 --> 00:44:59,929 and hey, it's tired homo disco night. 861 00:44:59,929 --> 00:45:02,432 Rage, pro, and studio. 862 00:45:02,432 --> 00:45:04,314 - Hooray for Hollywood. 863 00:45:04,314 --> 00:45:05,545 - Or we can we stand and pose 864 00:45:05,545 --> 00:45:08,418 beneath the video screens at Revolver? 865 00:45:08,418 --> 00:45:10,633 - This whole town's one giant fag farm. 866 00:45:11,531 --> 00:45:12,972 - [Ian] Now here's a cheery item. 867 00:45:12,972 --> 00:45:14,180 - [Andy] What? 868 00:45:14,180 --> 00:45:16,486 - [Ian] These two 15 year old guys in Wisconsin 869 00:45:16,486 --> 00:45:17,960 were like secret lovers. 870 00:45:18,818 --> 00:45:21,090 Their families were moving apart, and rather than face 871 00:45:21,090 --> 00:45:24,214 the thought of being separated, made a pact 872 00:45:24,214 --> 00:45:25,625 and blew each others' brains out 873 00:45:25,625 --> 00:45:27,390 with their dad's hunting rifles. 874 00:45:29,199 --> 00:45:30,032 Isn't that sad? 875 00:45:32,172 --> 00:45:33,005 - Yeah. 876 00:45:34,824 --> 00:45:35,788 Pretty romantic. 877 00:45:38,007 --> 00:45:39,081 - This is the topper. 878 00:45:40,450 --> 00:45:44,143 One of the kids' fathers was quoted afterwards saying 879 00:45:45,061 --> 00:45:47,314 "Well, he's better off dead than queer, 880 00:45:47,314 --> 00:45:48,985 "as far as I'm concerned." 881 00:45:52,151 --> 00:45:52,985 - Heartwarming. 882 00:45:55,661 --> 00:45:56,495 You hungry? 883 00:46:06,876 --> 00:46:07,870 - Some scam, huh? 884 00:46:12,051 --> 00:46:13,933 - Don't you have like 50 cents or something? 885 00:46:13,933 --> 00:46:14,767 - No. 886 00:46:22,046 --> 00:46:23,396 He's probably faking. 887 00:46:23,396 --> 00:46:24,725 - I don't care. 888 00:46:24,725 --> 00:46:27,899 So where do you feel like eating? 889 00:46:27,899 --> 00:46:29,150 - I'm sorry. 890 00:46:30,422 --> 00:46:32,302 Yeah, I know I was supposed to come over. 891 00:46:34,794 --> 00:46:37,046 Just been working on that research for class. 892 00:46:39,497 --> 00:46:43,733 Yeah, subjective POV from affected space thing. 893 00:46:43,733 --> 00:46:44,567 - I understand. 894 00:46:46,486 --> 00:46:47,657 It's just that 895 00:46:47,657 --> 00:46:48,525 I miss you. 896 00:46:50,487 --> 00:46:51,405 That's all. 897 00:46:52,447 --> 00:46:53,698 - Miss you too. 898 00:46:57,347 --> 00:46:58,698 I've just been really busy. 899 00:47:00,910 --> 00:47:03,246 - Do you want me to come over or not? 900 00:47:05,545 --> 00:47:09,554 - How about if we go to lunch tomorrow? 901 00:47:09,554 --> 00:47:11,639 Can you hold on a second? 902 00:47:14,197 --> 00:47:15,031 Hello? 903 00:47:15,031 --> 00:47:16,366 - Hello, Steven. 904 00:47:19,005 --> 00:47:20,363 Do you know who this is? 905 00:47:21,261 --> 00:47:22,765 - Yeah, sure. 906 00:47:23,783 --> 00:47:25,184 Where'd you get this number? 907 00:47:27,977 --> 00:47:28,811 Oh. 908 00:47:30,059 --> 00:47:33,152 Um look I'm on long distance 909 00:47:33,152 --> 00:47:34,504 with my grandmother. 910 00:47:34,504 --> 00:47:35,805 Can I call you right back? 911 00:47:36,796 --> 00:47:37,630 - Yeah, okay. 912 00:47:39,158 --> 00:47:40,810 You need my number though, right? 913 00:47:41,931 --> 00:47:43,235 - Right. Let me get a pen. 914 00:47:50,159 --> 00:47:50,993 Okay, sure. 915 00:47:56,125 --> 00:47:57,116 Got it, right. 916 00:47:57,116 --> 00:47:58,117 Call you right back. 917 00:48:01,301 --> 00:48:02,832 Deric? 918 00:48:02,832 --> 00:48:03,983 - No, this is still me. 919 00:48:05,365 --> 00:48:06,606 - Oh, shit. 920 00:48:06,606 --> 00:48:07,440 Hold on. 921 00:48:10,199 --> 00:48:11,601 Deric? 922 00:48:11,601 --> 00:48:12,802 - What took you so long? 923 00:48:14,434 --> 00:48:15,267 Who was it? 924 00:48:16,336 --> 00:48:17,810 - My dad's acupuncturist. 925 00:48:18,878 --> 00:48:22,562 Look, I really gotta ... 926 00:48:22,562 --> 00:48:23,963 I'll see you tomorrow, okay? 927 00:48:24,904 --> 00:48:25,738 Yeah. 928 00:48:26,846 --> 00:48:28,801 Pick me up around 12:30. 929 00:48:30,229 --> 00:48:31,063 Right. 930 00:48:32,532 --> 00:48:33,563 Love you too. 931 00:48:34,558 --> 00:48:35,392 Bye. 932 00:48:36,962 --> 00:48:38,964 (sighs) 933 00:48:46,218 --> 00:48:48,971 (static buzzing) 934 00:49:00,046 --> 00:49:02,716 (birds singing) 935 00:49:04,492 --> 00:49:06,661 (sighing) 936 00:49:20,399 --> 00:49:23,497 - [Ian] Where do you want to go for breakfast? 937 00:49:23,497 --> 00:49:25,077 - Wherever. 938 00:49:25,077 --> 00:49:27,663 - [Ian] Guess that means Ray's. 939 00:49:28,723 --> 00:49:30,985 - Sure, we've been there, what 940 00:49:30,985 --> 00:49:32,820 three times this week? 941 00:49:38,768 --> 00:49:40,603 Hey, you need a shave. 942 00:49:43,057 --> 00:49:44,268 - What would you do if I told you 943 00:49:44,268 --> 00:49:46,162 I was going to drink all your blood one night 944 00:49:46,162 --> 00:49:47,862 while you were asleep? 945 00:49:47,862 --> 00:49:50,224 - Drive a stake through your heart. 946 00:49:50,224 --> 00:49:51,058 Get out. 947 00:49:52,941 --> 00:49:55,611 (phone ringing) 948 00:49:56,583 --> 00:49:59,515 Count Dracula. The phone's ringing. 949 00:49:59,515 --> 00:50:00,348 - So? 950 00:50:01,589 --> 00:50:05,340 - Are you always like a walking hard-on, or what? 951 00:50:05,340 --> 00:50:07,009 - Why don't you ask? 952 00:50:07,904 --> 00:50:10,029 - Oh, he talks too? 953 00:50:10,029 --> 00:50:12,261 - He smiles, at least. 954 00:50:12,261 --> 00:50:13,680 Look, he's happy to see you. 955 00:50:14,966 --> 00:50:17,866 - Gee, you say the nicest things. 956 00:50:17,866 --> 00:50:18,784 - Fuck off. 957 00:50:25,696 --> 00:50:26,530 Yeah? 958 00:50:28,009 --> 00:50:28,843 Oh, hey. 959 00:50:30,123 --> 00:50:31,291 How you doing? 960 00:50:32,866 --> 00:50:37,009 (sighs) Look, kind of out my way out the door right now. 961 00:50:38,548 --> 00:50:39,949 Could I call you back later? 962 00:50:42,321 --> 00:50:43,155 Tonight? 963 00:50:45,104 --> 00:50:46,058 Okay. Bye. 964 00:50:50,147 --> 00:50:51,689 - Who was that? 965 00:50:51,689 --> 00:50:52,532 - My mom. 966 00:50:52,532 --> 00:50:54,824 You know, the usual ... 967 00:50:54,824 --> 00:50:58,320 Eat right, study hard, check is in the mail routine. 968 00:50:59,667 --> 00:51:00,501 - Gross. 969 00:51:02,798 --> 00:51:04,382 Seen my cigarettes? 970 00:51:18,097 --> 00:51:20,967 - Now what the fuck am I gonna do? 971 00:51:24,611 --> 00:51:25,444 I mean ... 972 00:51:27,131 --> 00:51:28,883 I'm gonna tell Deric. 973 00:51:30,307 --> 00:51:31,141 But ... 974 00:51:34,405 --> 00:51:39,323 It'd be so much easier if I didn't love him so much. 975 00:51:39,323 --> 00:51:40,733 I slept with this Brandon guy. 976 00:51:41,929 --> 00:51:42,763 It was just sex. 977 00:51:47,217 --> 00:51:49,268 Major, bono-rama, excellent sex. 978 00:51:49,268 --> 00:51:52,669 I can't imagine ever going out with him, or anything. 979 00:51:55,878 --> 00:51:56,712 Deric? 980 00:51:59,140 --> 00:52:00,642 Oh son of a bitch. 981 00:52:02,030 --> 00:52:02,980 Deric. 982 00:52:02,980 --> 00:52:03,824 - [Deric] Let me go. 983 00:52:03,824 --> 00:52:06,159 (scuffling) 984 00:52:09,257 --> 00:52:10,091 Let me go. 985 00:52:11,078 --> 00:52:12,136 Fuck. 986 00:52:12,136 --> 00:52:13,444 - [Steven] Unconsciously trying to sabotage 987 00:52:13,444 --> 00:52:18,449 my relationship with Deric. 988 00:52:23,921 --> 00:52:26,963 (glass shattering) 989 00:52:26,963 --> 00:52:28,599 - What am I supposed to do? 990 00:52:28,599 --> 00:52:29,679 What the fuck am I supposed to do? 991 00:52:29,679 --> 00:52:30,753 Fuck you, man. 992 00:52:33,663 --> 00:52:34,654 - He hates me. 993 00:52:34,654 --> 00:52:36,425 - He does not hate you. 994 00:52:36,425 --> 00:52:38,761 - Yeah. And Greg Louganis likes girls. 995 00:52:42,035 --> 00:52:42,869 I suck. 996 00:52:44,569 --> 00:52:46,226 I don't deserve to live. 997 00:52:46,226 --> 00:52:47,617 I just want to lie down in the middle of the road 998 00:52:47,617 --> 00:52:50,392 and get run over by a Suzuki Samurai. 999 00:52:50,392 --> 00:52:51,226 - Well at least you don't have to deal 1000 00:52:51,226 --> 00:52:52,725 with all that guilt anymore. 1001 00:52:58,057 --> 00:52:59,108 - I miss him already. 1002 00:53:02,702 --> 00:53:04,153 - [Deric] I miss him already. 1003 00:53:05,223 --> 00:53:06,057 - [Patricia] I know. 1004 00:53:06,057 --> 00:53:08,447 I hate to say it, but I warned you from the start. 1005 00:53:08,447 --> 00:53:12,421 Steven's a Sagittarius, and they are notorious horn-dogs. 1006 00:53:12,421 --> 00:53:16,137 Mega unreliable, lousy at relationships. 1007 00:53:16,137 --> 00:53:17,596 - [Deric] No, I know. 1008 00:53:17,596 --> 00:53:19,081 Never trust a fire sign. 1009 00:53:20,810 --> 00:53:23,943 - You know, Deric. It will stop hurting so much. 1010 00:53:23,943 --> 00:53:24,777 Eventually. 1011 00:53:28,004 --> 00:53:31,377 - Yeah, but what am I supposed to do in the meantime? 1012 00:53:31,377 --> 00:53:32,295 - Go rigid. 1013 00:53:33,534 --> 00:53:36,685 (pounding on window) 1014 00:53:36,685 --> 00:53:38,687 - Fuck it's butt cold out there. 1015 00:53:38,687 --> 00:53:39,735 - [Deric] Tommy. 1016 00:53:39,735 --> 00:53:41,904 - [Patricia] Hey, Jarhead. 1017 00:53:42,752 --> 00:53:45,149 - Jay told me you were having a party. 1018 00:53:45,149 --> 00:53:47,335 Man, I could use a hit of that. 1019 00:53:47,335 --> 00:53:50,588 - Oh no, what the fuck happened to you? 1020 00:53:56,225 --> 00:53:57,820 - I fought with my dad. 1021 00:54:00,569 --> 00:54:02,732 My mom found all my porn magazines, 1022 00:54:02,732 --> 00:54:05,067 and a bunch of condoms stashed under my bed, 1023 00:54:05,995 --> 00:54:09,455 so she and my dad come in for this big talk. 1024 00:54:10,882 --> 00:54:13,667 I mean, what could I say? 1025 00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:15,105 So finally, I just told them right out. 1026 00:54:15,105 --> 00:54:16,888 I said yeah, I'm a homo. 1027 00:54:16,888 --> 00:54:18,222 So fucking what? 1028 00:54:19,491 --> 00:54:22,577 My mom was all crying, and my dad ... 1029 00:54:23,485 --> 00:54:26,125 He just went like totally berserk. 1030 00:54:26,125 --> 00:54:28,885 Started breaking stuff, shoving me around 1031 00:54:28,885 --> 00:54:30,807 while my mom was screaming at him. 1032 00:54:30,807 --> 00:54:31,640 - God. 1033 00:54:34,300 --> 00:54:35,802 - And then they kicked me out. 1034 00:54:49,859 --> 00:54:50,773 - [Andy] What a bummer. 1035 00:54:52,392 --> 00:54:54,256 So now what are you gonna do? 1036 00:54:54,256 --> 00:54:56,325 - [Tommy] I don't know. 1037 00:54:56,325 --> 00:54:57,917 - [Deric] My mom said he could stay with us 1038 00:54:57,917 --> 00:54:59,468 until he gets back on his feet. 1039 00:55:01,995 --> 00:55:03,904 - You know, if you need anything. 1040 00:55:03,904 --> 00:55:04,847 - Thanks, dude. 1041 00:55:04,847 --> 00:55:07,862 Hey you still seeing that guy what's-his-name? 1042 00:55:07,862 --> 00:55:08,695 - Ian? 1043 00:55:10,454 --> 00:55:11,288 Yeah. 1044 00:55:12,631 --> 00:55:14,553 - How come we haven't met your stud muffin yet? 1045 00:55:14,553 --> 00:55:16,630 Is he like dog food city, or something? 1046 00:55:16,630 --> 00:55:18,039 - No. 1047 00:55:18,039 --> 00:55:19,468 - Who's this? 1048 00:55:19,468 --> 00:55:21,686 - Andy's collegiate love-cicle. 1049 00:55:21,686 --> 00:55:22,732 - Yeah? 1050 00:55:22,732 --> 00:55:24,573 Well let's hear the titillating details. 1051 00:55:24,573 --> 00:55:25,617 I mean, does this guy have the ultimate power tool 1052 00:55:25,617 --> 00:55:28,136 to end all power tools? 1053 00:55:28,136 --> 00:55:29,458 (chuckling) 1054 00:55:29,458 --> 00:55:32,902 - Patricia, you are so obnoxious. 1055 00:55:32,902 --> 00:55:34,884 - [Steven] So is Tommy all right? 1056 00:55:34,884 --> 00:55:36,495 - [Michele] I guess. 1057 00:55:36,495 --> 00:55:38,277 I mean he must be pretty freaked, 1058 00:55:38,277 --> 00:55:40,910 his dad flipping out on him like that. 1059 00:55:40,910 --> 00:55:42,779 - [Steven] You ever met that guy? 1060 00:55:42,779 --> 00:55:45,895 A total fucking all-American NRA dirtball. 1061 00:55:45,895 --> 00:55:47,566 It's a wonder he didn't blow Tommy's head off 1062 00:55:47,566 --> 00:55:49,068 with an AK47. 1063 00:55:49,068 --> 00:55:49,969 - [Michele] Scary. 1064 00:55:52,681 --> 00:55:54,729 - So he's gonna stay at Deric's? 1065 00:55:54,729 --> 00:55:56,018 - Well, for now at least. 1066 00:55:59,531 --> 00:56:00,783 - How is Deric? 1067 00:56:01,911 --> 00:56:02,744 - Surviving. 1068 00:56:08,417 --> 00:56:10,309 - Next time you see him tell him I said hi. 1069 00:56:10,309 --> 00:56:12,011 - Why don't you tell him yourself? 1070 00:56:13,398 --> 00:56:16,151 (static buzzing) 1071 00:56:28,125 --> 00:56:29,043 - Deric ... 1072 00:56:30,984 --> 00:56:32,568 I know you hate me. 1073 00:56:33,485 --> 00:56:35,888 I know you never want to see me again. 1074 00:56:40,806 --> 00:56:44,142 But there's just some stuff I gotta say. 1075 00:56:48,509 --> 00:56:52,704 I know it's chicken shit of me. 1076 00:56:52,704 --> 00:56:55,374 It just seems like the only way. 1077 00:56:59,947 --> 00:57:03,117 I just want to tell you that basically 1078 00:57:05,379 --> 00:57:06,213 I'm sorry. 1079 00:57:11,670 --> 00:57:14,924 I acted like a selfish, stupid asshole. 1080 00:57:17,652 --> 00:57:19,905 And I fucked up everything. 1081 00:57:21,813 --> 00:57:24,566 I'm not asking you to forgive me. 1082 00:57:27,332 --> 00:57:29,751 Or take me back, or anything. 1083 00:57:33,961 --> 00:57:36,964 I just want to let you know that ... 1084 00:57:39,288 --> 00:57:42,291 Best boyfriend I could ever ask for. 1085 00:57:45,863 --> 00:57:48,950 You have to believe me when I say ... 1086 00:57:51,443 --> 00:57:52,361 I love you. 1087 00:57:55,504 --> 00:57:56,505 And that ... 1088 00:57:58,083 --> 00:58:00,252 I didn't want to hurt you. 1089 00:58:03,856 --> 00:58:04,690 Ever. 1090 00:58:13,073 --> 00:58:14,157 - You fucker. 1091 00:58:16,613 --> 00:58:19,616 (soft guitar music) 1092 00:58:34,104 --> 00:58:35,414 (dial tone buzzing) 1093 00:58:35,414 --> 00:58:37,583 (dialing) 1094 00:58:44,844 --> 00:58:47,764 - [Ian] You've reached me, so talk. 1095 00:58:49,564 --> 00:58:52,071 (beeping) 1096 00:58:52,071 --> 00:58:52,945 - Hi, it's me. 1097 00:58:55,496 --> 00:58:56,415 I thought we were going out tonight, 1098 00:58:56,415 --> 00:58:58,971 but I guess you're studying, or whatever. 1099 00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:06,405 So you hear about LA's latest wacky serial killer? 1100 00:59:08,767 --> 00:59:11,560 Yeah, some nutcase has been bumping off hustlers 1101 00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:13,412 and leaving their heads with their cocks stuffed 1102 00:59:13,412 --> 00:59:16,508 in their mouths in dumpsters all over Hollywood. 1103 00:59:17,796 --> 00:59:22,801 Pretty charming, huh? 1104 00:59:26,525 --> 00:59:28,437 It's around 2:00. 1105 00:59:28,437 --> 00:59:29,828 I'll be up for a couple of hours, 1106 00:59:29,828 --> 00:59:31,230 so if you feel like calling. 1107 00:59:33,322 --> 00:59:36,348 Otherwise, talk to you tomorrow I guess. 1108 00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:44,476 Well, ciao. 1109 00:59:48,887 --> 00:59:51,057 (beeping) 1110 00:59:55,192 --> 00:59:58,362 (gentle guitar music) 1111 01:00:11,017 --> 01:00:12,175 (static buzzing) 1112 01:00:12,175 --> 01:00:15,595 (distant sirens wailing) 1113 01:00:23,122 --> 01:00:26,165 - The queers were in the closet a few years ago, 1114 01:00:26,165 --> 01:00:28,900 and those disgusting vermin came out of the closet, 1115 01:00:30,159 --> 01:00:32,621 they came out of the closet, out into the open, 1116 01:00:32,621 --> 01:00:34,523 they marched down the street, but they didn't know it 1117 01:00:34,523 --> 01:00:36,975 but God had them on the way to march down the street 1118 01:00:36,975 --> 01:00:40,136 to the graveyard! (applauding) 1119 01:01:24,410 --> 01:01:27,079 (phone ringing) 1120 01:01:39,309 --> 01:01:40,143 - Deric? 1121 01:01:43,752 --> 01:01:44,920 Where are you? 1122 01:01:47,136 --> 01:01:49,050 - Come on, let's go get a beer or something. 1123 01:01:50,399 --> 01:01:52,186 - I don't want a beer. 1124 01:01:52,186 --> 01:01:53,837 I just want to stay here in case. 1125 01:01:56,391 --> 01:01:58,167 - The doctor said he's gonna sleep till the morning. 1126 01:01:58,167 --> 01:01:59,698 It's not gonna do anyone any good 1127 01:01:59,698 --> 01:02:02,154 you driving yourself crazy hanging around here. 1128 01:02:05,331 --> 01:02:06,738 - I just got the message. 1129 01:02:08,697 --> 01:02:09,838 - He's all right. 1130 01:02:09,838 --> 01:02:12,015 They just want him to stay the night. 1131 01:02:12,015 --> 01:02:13,600 Keep an eye on him. 1132 01:02:14,442 --> 01:02:15,860 - Man, I'm sorry. 1133 01:02:19,064 --> 01:02:20,612 - He didn't even have a chance. 1134 01:02:26,196 --> 01:02:28,448 (shouting) 1135 01:02:30,896 --> 01:02:32,090 (gentle music) 1136 01:02:32,090 --> 01:02:33,717 - I'm thinking he'll be okay. 1137 01:02:33,717 --> 01:02:35,427 I mean, could have been way worse. 1138 01:02:37,105 --> 01:02:38,019 - Yeah, sure. 1139 01:02:40,088 --> 01:02:42,354 - [Andy] Hey, you hungry? 1140 01:02:42,354 --> 01:02:44,556 You want a Fatburger or something? 1141 01:02:44,556 --> 01:02:45,557 - No thanks. 1142 01:02:46,525 --> 01:02:48,857 Look, I really appreciate you all being here 1143 01:02:50,319 --> 01:02:52,641 but I really need to be alone. 1144 01:02:54,604 --> 01:02:56,189 - [Michele] Steven. 1145 01:02:58,312 --> 01:03:00,714 - I really, really need to be alone for a while. 1146 01:03:31,084 --> 01:03:34,004 (knocking on door) 1147 01:03:41,004 --> 01:03:43,257 (knocking) 1148 01:03:45,868 --> 01:03:46,702 - It's me. 1149 01:03:53,727 --> 01:03:54,737 - Oh, hey. 1150 01:03:54,737 --> 01:03:55,814 Do you know what time it is? 1151 01:03:55,814 --> 01:03:57,515 - Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. 1152 01:03:57,515 --> 01:03:58,349 I just ... 1153 01:03:59,698 --> 01:04:00,532 Can you open the door? 1154 01:04:00,532 --> 01:04:02,053 I feel pretty stupid out here. 1155 01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:06,495 (sighs) 1156 01:04:06,495 --> 01:04:08,046 - I got to sleep, man. 1157 01:04:08,046 --> 01:04:10,759 I got school in the morning. 1158 01:04:10,759 --> 01:04:12,811 - I won't stay all night, I just need ... 1159 01:04:14,443 --> 01:04:16,615 I really need to talk, that's all. 1160 01:04:20,060 --> 01:04:20,894 - Andy. 1161 01:04:22,362 --> 01:04:23,530 I'm not alone. 1162 01:04:26,736 --> 01:04:29,155 I'll call you tomorrow, okay? 1163 01:04:31,751 --> 01:04:32,585 - No. 1164 01:04:33,844 --> 01:04:36,197 No, that's not okay. 1165 01:04:36,197 --> 01:04:37,031 - Andy. 1166 01:04:38,930 --> 01:04:42,351 (distant sirens wailing) 1167 01:05:09,885 --> 01:05:11,970 - I just wish I was dead. 1168 01:05:22,657 --> 01:05:24,544 (static buzzing) 1169 01:05:24,544 --> 01:05:28,370 - Saw this seagull on the freeway once 1170 01:05:28,370 --> 01:05:31,706 flying really low, close to the traffic. 1171 01:05:34,356 --> 01:05:36,179 Got sucked in by the vacuum created 1172 01:05:36,179 --> 01:05:38,264 by all the speeding cars. 1173 01:05:43,762 --> 01:05:44,596 Couldn't fly up. 1174 01:05:49,167 --> 01:05:50,672 Cars were all slowing it down. 1175 01:05:54,483 --> 01:05:57,252 It's flapping its wings like mad. Saw us too. 1176 01:05:59,778 --> 01:06:00,799 Terrified. 1177 01:06:00,799 --> 01:06:03,124 Trying to keep from getting splattered like a bug 1178 01:06:03,124 --> 01:06:05,627 on some truck's front griddle. 1179 01:06:16,361 --> 01:06:19,364 It just couldn't get out of the way. 1180 01:06:34,969 --> 01:06:37,972 (upbeat rock music) 1181 01:06:39,847 --> 01:06:41,273 - [Tommy] Need anything else? 1182 01:06:41,273 --> 01:06:42,608 - No, thank you. 1183 01:06:43,665 --> 01:06:46,951 - [Tommy] Hey did I tell you I maybe found a place? 1184 01:06:46,951 --> 01:06:48,316 It's way dinky in this shitty neighborhood, 1185 01:06:48,316 --> 01:06:52,110 but no reamer on the moving fee, at least. 1186 01:06:52,110 --> 01:06:52,944 - That's great. 1187 01:06:54,510 --> 01:06:57,019 - [Tommy] It's weird, but I'm almost looking forward 1188 01:06:57,019 --> 01:06:58,020 to living on my own. 1189 01:06:59,135 --> 01:07:01,633 You know, all that adult responsibility crapola? 1190 01:07:03,171 --> 01:07:04,503 - Well you know you're welcome to stay here 1191 01:07:04,503 --> 01:07:05,504 as long as you want. 1192 01:07:06,364 --> 01:07:07,646 - [Tommy] Thanks, dude. 1193 01:07:07,646 --> 01:07:09,172 You know one day I'm gonna repay you for all this. 1194 01:07:09,172 --> 01:07:12,092 (knocking at door) 1195 01:07:17,936 --> 01:07:19,788 Look what the fucking cat dragged in. 1196 01:07:22,272 --> 01:07:23,836 - [Andy] How you feeling? 1197 01:07:23,836 --> 01:07:24,963 - Hey, Andy. 1198 01:07:24,963 --> 01:07:25,797 I'm all right. 1199 01:07:27,359 --> 01:07:28,694 - You look good. 1200 01:07:29,792 --> 01:07:30,643 Brought you this. 1201 01:07:32,415 --> 01:07:33,494 It's ugly, I know but-- 1202 01:07:33,494 --> 01:07:35,366 - It's not. Thanks. 1203 01:07:35,366 --> 01:07:36,748 - [Tommy] Here, I'll put it in some water. 1204 01:07:43,192 --> 01:07:46,892 - What's up with him? 1205 01:07:46,892 --> 01:07:48,466 It's like he thinks he's what's-her-name, 1206 01:07:48,466 --> 01:07:50,157 Alice from the Brady Bunch. 1207 01:07:50,157 --> 01:07:51,429 (laughing) 1208 01:07:51,429 --> 01:07:52,263 - So what's new? 1209 01:07:53,792 --> 01:07:54,843 How's your boyfriend? 1210 01:07:59,508 --> 01:08:00,341 - History. 1211 01:08:02,981 --> 01:08:05,547 - [Deric] Really? That's too bad. 1212 01:08:07,876 --> 01:08:08,710 - Whatever. 1213 01:08:11,169 --> 01:08:12,003 - [Deric] Sorry. 1214 01:08:14,092 --> 01:08:15,393 You wanna talk about it? 1215 01:08:17,330 --> 01:08:18,924 - Not much to say, you know? 1216 01:08:20,029 --> 01:08:20,947 Got burned. 1217 01:08:26,384 --> 01:08:28,353 Poor little fucking heart got broken. 1218 01:08:28,353 --> 01:08:29,187 BFD. 1219 01:08:34,653 --> 01:08:36,865 - Well, guys it's the best I can do. 1220 01:08:36,865 --> 01:08:38,717 Hey, Tutter, where you been? 1221 01:08:38,717 --> 01:08:39,982 - [Andy] Nowhere special. 1222 01:08:39,982 --> 01:08:43,291 (phone ringing) 1223 01:08:43,291 --> 01:08:44,392 - Yo? 1224 01:08:44,392 --> 01:08:45,226 - Hey, Tommy. 1225 01:08:46,194 --> 01:08:47,028 What's up? 1226 01:08:50,608 --> 01:08:52,030 How's Deric doing? 1227 01:08:52,030 --> 01:08:53,101 - Okay. 1228 01:08:53,101 --> 01:08:53,945 A little tired. 1229 01:08:57,886 --> 01:08:58,847 Yeah. 1230 01:08:58,847 --> 01:09:01,640 Actually he's sort of taking a nap right now. 1231 01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:03,334 - Well, can you tell him I called? 1232 01:09:04,973 --> 01:09:05,807 Yeah, thanks. 1233 01:09:07,836 --> 01:09:09,197 Right. 1234 01:09:09,197 --> 01:09:10,031 Bye. 1235 01:09:16,224 --> 01:09:17,058 Fuck, man. 1236 01:09:45,594 --> 01:09:47,375 - [Steven] I need this fucking stupid bullshit job 1237 01:09:47,375 --> 01:09:49,761 like I need to get my fucking head torn off. 1238 01:10:16,808 --> 01:10:19,560 (static buzzing) 1239 01:10:27,955 --> 01:10:29,354 - [Tommy] So what do you want me talk about? 1240 01:10:29,354 --> 01:10:31,349 Don't you have enough stuff already? 1241 01:10:32,302 --> 01:10:33,591 - [Steven] I'm just wondering what's on your mind. 1242 01:10:33,591 --> 01:10:34,425 What's going on? 1243 01:10:35,623 --> 01:10:37,232 - Same old, same old. 1244 01:10:37,232 --> 01:10:41,529 I don't know. Work, eat, shit, sleep. 1245 01:10:41,529 --> 01:10:44,482 Buy CDs, look for a place. 1246 01:10:44,482 --> 01:10:46,144 - [Steven] You found one yet? 1247 01:10:46,144 --> 01:10:47,806 An apartment, I mean. 1248 01:10:47,806 --> 01:10:50,438 - Uh, a couple of maybes. I don't know. 1249 01:10:51,513 --> 01:10:53,498 - [Steven] What about sex? 1250 01:10:53,498 --> 01:10:55,363 - What about it? 1251 01:10:55,363 --> 01:10:56,197 I've been busy. 1252 01:10:58,079 --> 01:11:00,001 I've been concentrating on other things. 1253 01:11:02,602 --> 01:11:03,436 - [Steven] How's Deric? 1254 01:11:03,436 --> 01:11:04,395 - He's fine. 1255 01:11:06,544 --> 01:11:07,378 Look ... 1256 01:11:08,326 --> 01:11:10,852 If you want to find out about Deric, don't ask me okay? 1257 01:11:10,852 --> 01:11:13,847 Don't put me in the middle of a mess you made. 1258 01:11:13,847 --> 01:11:15,411 - [Steven] You sleeping with him yet? 1259 01:11:15,411 --> 01:11:16,655 Home boy. 1260 01:11:16,655 --> 01:11:17,703 - What? 1261 01:11:17,703 --> 01:11:19,527 - [Steven] Are you sleeping with him? 1262 01:11:19,527 --> 01:11:21,720 - You're fucking crazy, man. 1263 01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:23,296 Get that thing out of my face. 1264 01:11:23,296 --> 01:11:26,549 Get that fucking camera out of my face. 1265 01:11:34,157 --> 01:11:37,077 (heavy punk music) 1266 01:11:38,443 --> 01:11:39,694 - Yeah, I know. 1267 01:11:41,528 --> 01:11:43,222 It's just, I really don't feel like I'm ready 1268 01:11:43,222 --> 01:11:44,974 to deal with him yet. 1269 01:11:53,161 --> 01:11:54,903 - It's not like I'm trying to lay a guilt trip 1270 01:11:54,903 --> 01:11:56,207 on you, or anything. 1271 01:11:58,345 --> 01:12:01,348 But it really hurts Steven, your shutting him out like this. 1272 01:12:12,915 --> 01:12:15,084 (dialing) 1273 01:12:16,975 --> 01:12:19,144 (ringing) 1274 01:12:36,100 --> 01:12:37,842 (water running) 1275 01:12:37,842 --> 01:12:40,511 (phone ringing) 1276 01:12:55,692 --> 01:12:56,805 (dialing) 1277 01:12:56,805 --> 01:13:00,229 - Still totally painful for me to see him. 1278 01:13:00,229 --> 01:13:01,063 (dial tone beeping) 1279 01:13:01,063 --> 01:13:01,897 - Fuck. 1280 01:13:01,897 --> 01:13:02,730 Come on. 1281 01:13:05,621 --> 01:13:07,385 (dialing) 1282 01:13:07,385 --> 01:13:10,500 - God, how did everything get so fucked up, anyway? 1283 01:13:10,500 --> 01:13:12,394 - Where the fuck is everybody? 1284 01:13:12,394 --> 01:13:15,397 (dial tone buzzing) 1285 01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:37,605 - Talk to you later. Bye. 1286 01:13:37,605 --> 01:13:39,168 Hi, guy. 1287 01:13:39,168 --> 01:13:40,638 What's the matter? 1288 01:13:40,638 --> 01:13:41,579 - It's Steven, man. 1289 01:13:41,579 --> 01:13:42,921 What a motherfucking ... 1290 01:13:42,921 --> 01:13:44,072 - Oh, tell me. 1291 01:13:44,072 --> 01:13:44,906 What happened? 1292 01:13:47,295 --> 01:13:48,870 - You wanna go for a walk, or something? 1293 01:13:54,883 --> 01:13:55,917 - Hey, how about going to the store 1294 01:13:55,917 --> 01:13:58,865 and getting me some oregano? 1295 01:13:58,865 --> 01:13:59,698 - Sure. 1296 01:14:01,159 --> 01:14:03,004 Anything else dear? 1297 01:14:04,022 --> 01:14:06,014 - Could you pick me up some milk while you're at it? 1298 01:14:06,014 --> 01:14:06,848 - Okay. 1299 01:14:36,498 --> 01:14:38,750 (retching) 1300 01:14:39,937 --> 01:14:42,272 (splashing) 1301 01:15:07,755 --> 01:15:10,881 - All I really want is to be happy for, like, one second. 1302 01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:14,732 Be able to look around and not just see shit, 1303 01:15:16,608 --> 01:15:19,070 and say hey, it's a beautiful day. 1304 01:15:29,637 --> 01:15:31,389 I want to enjoy life while I'm still young enough 1305 01:15:31,389 --> 01:15:32,393 to appreciate it. 1306 01:15:33,743 --> 01:15:37,247 I mean, that's what it's all about, right? 1307 01:16:17,722 --> 01:16:20,725 (soft grunge music)